Now opening in Homestead, Iowa for 2026
Scooby Doo University of the Creative Mind
A Troy Richard Thomas Production
Dean of Schools Troy Richard Thomas
Head of Teachers Troy Richard Thomas
Head of Survival Skills Class
Denny M. Snoopy
Head of Rock Music Appreciation Class
Charles Boukowski Crumbolz
Head of Literature and Cinema
Maria Kosiskia Niji
Head of Kayaking, Canoeing, Backpacking, Rafting
Troy Richard Thomas and Subordinates
Head of Gardening and Prairie Classes
Marion Jaghoff Knudson
Head of Art: Tricia Matthews Zuke
Head of Cartooning, Psychedelics, Brew Pub Tours
Alfred Zuccini Metropolis
Head of Guerrilla Warfare,Combat, War History, Medieval History, Sword Fighting Classes
Caspian Horandovich Speilborg
Head of Ceramics Class
Isak Aksel Bjorn Tomas
Art of the Bow Archery Class
Johnathan J. Andreas
This School is Nontraditional and Nonconformist and has roving classes
Its foundation is Creativity and Nature
Curriculum: Nature, Outdoor Recreation, Love, Rock Music (punk,rock,folk,jazz,heavy metal,hard rock,newwave,and progessive, Warrior, Art, Literature, Cinema, Horticulture (prairie, woodlands
,edible,floral.
School Mascot is a Giant Green Penis
School Colors are Green,Yelow, and White
Lodging is Tent City with pee pool two doors down for peeing and bathing
Defecation is done out in front lawn on V. Street on the poop silly slide (ladder with toilet on platform 24 feet in height
A lunch of grill cheese sandwiches, sardines, twizzlers, and a can of beer are provided daily
Enjoy a night of cinema at our outdoor screen complex where art house movies are shown along with preview cartoons, Woody Woodpecker, Pepe La Pew, Yosemite Sam, and dirty movies after midnight Debby Does Dallas, Deep Throat, and Forest Hump
Willkomen to Scooby Doo University of the Creative Mind in the Amish Village of Homestead in Amana Colonies
Now taking Applications for students in 2026
Tuition and Fees $74.099.22
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