When the lights turn off the bat does his air show, swooping to and fro
The bat does a tap dance on the butter dish
Like a leaf the bat lands on my bed, he rustles up to my head, and sticks his tounge in my ear, and cuddles up to my cheek
The rat bumps open my door, takes the bat by the wings and gulps him down
The rat moves to my feet, raps his tail around my toes, and cuddles
An alley cat pops out of the old stove pipe, and eats the rat
He cuddles and purrs and rips out my chest hair
A girl comes in my room, rips the cat off my chest and eats the cat
She gets in my bed and cuddles, purrs, and spoons
A tiger comes eats the girl and cuddles and purrs
A great horned owl that lives in my chimney arrives and pecks the tiger to death
The owl cuddles and says," Who! Who! Who!"
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