Poetry from the book {Bunny Hop} by Artist Troy Richard Thomas

Driving down highway (6)

This how Johnny Two Tone got his kicks

He had a hard rock in his pants for a latter day girlfriend

He read a Tijuana Bible while he drove down the road

Johnny Two Tone didn't give a fuck who he hit, just so he did it well

Two drove nude, except for an oak leaf glued to his penis

He was busted in Nebraska 22 times for indecent exposure

He was raped in jail by two Evangelical ministers

The two faggots sang hymns afterwords

Johnny Two Tone had the great ability of being able to suck on his own manly nipples and receive carrot juice

Johnny Two read the obituaries while he pointed a gun to his head

His underwear smelled of erect pillow passion

Upon leaving he torched his motel room

At a grocery store he stuffed blood red meat down his pants

Johnny broke into a new found widows home

While she was at her husbands funeral he microwaved her dog and her pussy

He took a pee in the street and was arrested

Johnny Two Tone walks into a cloning machine and over populates Iceland

He placed leeches on his knees to cure his brain disorder

Five Japanese tourists take pictures of Johnny in the park

He invited them over to his bachelor pad where he fed them cans of Alpo (they couldn't read the labels)

Johnny Two put his tounge in the electrical socket and went out and got a job at fast food restaurant

Two pimple faced kids he worked with wiped their noses on the buns and got arrested

Johnny threw a dead turtle in the deep fat fryer

He stood naked at a fat farm and was desired by blob butted girls

In Hollywood he was picked up by a porno queen who painted her nails a bright green

As sex film star he shoves his toes into a socially smart vagina

The director and photographer jacks off and gives all his films camera shake

Two shaved baboons enter the set and butt ravage a transvestite

Johnny Two Tone runs to the land of the sacred cow

Under the half eaten moon Johnny plants landmines on pastureland

Milk cows named Emma and Philips 76 bloat in the sun

Skeleton mastodons hang from a dead mans thumb

Vultures circle the white prick church full of bat shit

Johnny Two Tone grabs a spaceship and blasts off to another solar system where he torches an alien nation

The Greek god Odonius lives on

Welcome to the insane asylum, it's so nice to be here.

Poetry from the book {Bunny Hop} by Artist Troy Richard Thomas