My parents made the mistake of taking us to a fancy restaurant
We ran around the dining room hiding under the tables slapping ladies on their legs and looking up their dresses
At the restaurant I happen to notice a piece of greenery laying next to my food
What the hell is this thing????
It's the sign of a fine restaurant garnish
The next day for supper my Mother served us hamburgers
I said," where's my greenery woman"
My Mom walks outside, comes back and lifts up the hamburger bun and throws a pile of grass on top of the burger
She says," eat up you little shit"
I say," well I'll be taking my business elsewhere with this kind of service."
Poetry from the book {The Lion and the Sun} by Artist Troy Richard Thomas
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